Photoblog originating from Gloucestershire, England.

Flick my nipples
I'm at Carleton, where they call me a frosh.
Or rather lumpy tables
My socks are wet, and my shoes now slosh.

The world is my elephant
smother the fish in blankets
into the waiting jaws of the fire ants
so just remember, don't fondle your pets

Squeeze my tiny earlobes
Their freezing feathers shatter and dissolve
Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?
And in other times we baste the elves

I want to dance with you in the rain
I take a hit on my hooka-bong
Its just easier than feeling the memory of you again
I think I'm a penguin but I'm always wrong

Fall sideways into a cupboard
and left a goat for hire
Wallet, Mallet, Mallard, Walloon, Balloon, Bollard
And it fueld her fossils with Phryggian Fire

Come with me, we'll wipe our sandals
Whilst off in the distance my stomach is rumbling
And I think this is all very tiring
A Stipean paen to Vedderian whining

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
Beyond the shady shadows there's little else to do
i don't believe nothing, even if its true
i don't believe nothing, even if its true

Walk with me into the sunset
and you look down and your feet stinks
She said to the screaming marmoset.
without regret or even time to think

I wondered lonely as a cloud
Thrown into the sky like all so many figs
while dolphins tweeted the dephts of the cloud
Cause after the beating they all have to wear wigs.

But I have, so there!

Somebody set up us the bomb!

This is a Crazy Face photo of Funky Fresh Freddie

If anyone else has a Crazy Face photo of themselves or someone they know, e-mail it to me and I'll post it on here with a link to your website or blog.

Here are some new photos, the best ones from over 250 that I took over the last few weeks (click to see larger image):

If you put your UK postcode into this site, it brings up amusing place names near to where you live.

You don't even have to put in the full postcode, just the first half, so I started puting in random postcodes for other places, to see what happened, and this is what it came up with.

For the London postcode of NE2:
Hairy Side
Shitlington Crags
Slag Hill
Fanny Barks
Lady's Hole
Cock Play
Cock Bush Hall Farm

London postcode SW8:
Cock Pond
White Knobs Way
Titsey Park
Claggy Cott
Herbert's Hole

Torquay TQ4:
Lower Piles
Bush Down
Lickham Bottom
Brown Willy
Burnt Bottom

Manchester M2:
Nob End
Dick Slack
Butty Moss
Pisser Clough
Bottom Flash

Liverpool L6:
Menlove Gardens
Shavington Ho

Edinburgh EH10:
Dykes Road
Bottom Burn
Fanny Burn
Fanny Hill
Fatlips Castle
Rotten Bottom

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