...and I was like "oh wow!" and the sky opened above me, and the brightest light picked me up, and it was glowing, like the brightest love I have ever felt, and I could hear angels calling me, they were calling my name, not in words but in pure emotion, and I knew exactly what they meant, I had to follow them, I had to follow them to another place, a place full of pure white beauty and acceptance, a lake of bright white bliss, and I fell downwards and upwards both at the same time, and felt like I was floating on an air of voices, far away voices, drifting, like a bird in a dream, semi-concious but pure feeling, falling back, slipping back, into the lake of pure white, drifting on the summer breeze.

And then I was a flower, blowing in the breeze, and I saw somebody running away, but they were in slow motion. The sun sparkled down through the trees, the hillside was green, and the hum of a distant tractor was the only sound.

But then it all faded away, and I realised I was naked in front of a supermarket assistant.