Ronald Reagan did not die in 2004, he died in 2050 after being the world's oldest man, but his body was brought back to 2004 by a time machine invented by his son's genetically modified pet rabbit George, because he was so amazing at the job and everyone thought that one day he always really liked to be the best, because the entire universe is a triangle. "A triangle?" asked George as if shocked. "Yes, a triangle," said Zippy. Then George looked amazed and then said "I thought it was a triangle" and rolled around in the grass like a mad man in tights and everyone was looking at each other as if to say "I love you more than anything!" but then something mad happened, there was a large rotating orb hovering above the cherries and the peanut butter. The new law breaking the law, breaking the law that would prevent people from the very depths of my being hit by a bottle filled with a large sausage.

Written by the members of the Head In The Clouds message board via the Hidden Text Story Game.